The last thing Tang Zhisheng remembered was the blaring horn of a delivery truck. One moment he had been crossing the street with his phone in hand, scrolling through a ridiculous web novel about some loser who got a cheat system. The next moment, a blinding white light swallowed everything.
He woke up with a mouthful of something that tasted like rotten cabbage and despair.
"Bleh!" He spat it out, coughing and gagging. His eyes snapped open to an unfamiliar sky—not the smoggy gray of his city, but a brilliant cerulean blue dotted with fluffy clouds that looked painted by a god. The air smelled… fresh. Too fresh. Like someone had cranked the "nature" dial to eleven.
But the smell beneath him was decidedly less pleasant.
Tang Zhisheng tried to sit up and immediately understood why. He was lying in a pile of trash. Not metaphorical trash. Actual, physical, stinking garbage. Rotting vegetable peels, scraps of torn cloth, broken pottery shards, and what he really hoped was mud but suspected was not.
"Did I die and reincarnate as a garbage can?" he muttered, scrambling to his feet. His voice sounded the same—a bit rough, but recognizably his own. He patted himself down. Same build? He looked at his hands. Calloused, strong, tanned, with long fingers. Definitely not his pasty, keyboard-warrior hands. He ran his palms over his face. Sharp cheekbones, a strong jaw, a nose that could cut glass.
"Whoa." He found a cracked mirror shard among the refuse and held it up. The face staring back at him was absurdly handsome. Jet-black hair fell in messy but artful strands over a forehead worthy of a romance novel cover. Deep, dark eyes with a hint of amber. Full lips. Sculpted brows. His torso under the tattered rags was… wait. He lifted the hem of his filthy shirt. Washboard abs. A goddamned eight-pack. His shoulders were broad, his arms corded with muscle.
He looked like a male model who had wrestled a bear and won.
"Okay, okay, not bad," he said to himself, grinning. "So I've transmigrated. Standard fantasy world stuff. I'm probably some young master from a fallen clan who got dumped here by my enemies, but I'm about to awaken my dormant power and—" His stomach screamed. Not metaphorically. It roared like a starving lion.
The grin vanished. "Right. Hunger. The ultimate villain." He felt his dantian, or tried to. Nothing. No qi, no mana, no spiritual energy, no internal pressure. He was an empty vessel. A gloriously handsome, jacked, completely mortal empty vessel.
"So I'm the ultimate trash." He laughed bitterly. "No cultivation, no money, no memory of this world, and I'm sleeping in a dumpster. Great. Just great."
He looked around. The alley he had woken up in was narrow and grimy, lined with more trash piles and the occasional rat scurrying by. Beyond the alley, he could hear voices, footsteps, the clatter of carts. A bustling fantasy city.
His stomach growled again. It was not going to let him ignore it.
"Fine. I've got looks. I've got muscles. I might not have cultivation, but I've got the most powerful tool in any world: shamelessness." He straightened his tattered clothes as best he could, wiped the worst of the grime from his face, and stepped out of the alley.
The city hit him like a sensory overload. Cobblestone streets, wooden buildings with carved eaves, stalls selling glowing herbs and sizzling skewers, people in flowing robes and practical tunics, the occasional cultivator flying overhead on a sword. It was straight out of every xianxia novel he'd ever read.
And he was starving.
He wandered through the crowd, his stomach announcing his presence with embarrassing growls. People glanced at him—some with annoyance, some with a flicker of interest at his face, then dismissal at his rags. No one offered food.
"I need a plan," he muttered, leaning against a wall. "I could try to work, but who hires a beggar? I could try to trick someone, but without cultivation, any random guard could beat me to a pulp. I could—"
A steaming bun cart rolled past. The aroma of pork and scallions wafted directly into his nostrils. His mouth watered. His knees buckled.
"That's it." Tang Zhisheng squared his shoulders, arranged his features into what he hoped was a pitiful expression, and plopped himself down at a busy intersection. He grabbed a broken piece of roof tile and placed it in front of him.
"Please, kind sirs and madams," he called out, his voice cracking with practiced desperation. "A poor, starving wretch with no cultivation and no family. I haven't eaten in three days. A single copper coin, a single steamed bun, anything to keep this hollow shell alive."
A few people glanced at him. A merchant's wife wrinkled her nose and walked faster. A young boy tossed a copper at his feet, more out of pity than generosity. Tang Zhisheng snatched it up.
"Thank you, young master! May your cultivation soar!"
The coin was a start, but one copper wouldn't even buy half a bun. He needed more. He looked around, spotted a wealthy-looking young man in silk robes flanked by two guards, and made a decision.
He scrambled to his feet, bowed deeply, and with the most sincere, tear-filled voice he could muster, said, "Young master! You look like a man of great fortune and even greater kindness! I am but a fallen soul, once from a proud lineage, now reduced to this. Could you spare a few silvers? I swear on my ancestors, I will repay you tenfold when fate smiles upon me!"
The young man stopped and looked down at him. "Tenfold? You have nothing. How would you repay anything?"
"I have faith," Tang Zhisheng said, straightening up and flashing his most charming smile. "And I have this face. Surely the heavens wouldn't let a face like this stay down forever."
The young man snorted, but his lips twitched. "Amusing. Here." He tossed a silver coin. It clinked on the cobblestones. "Buy yourself a meal. And a bath. You stink."
Tang Zhisheng scooped up the coin, bowed dramatically, and said, "The heavens will remember your kindness!"
As the young man walked away, Tang Zhisheng clutched the silver coin and grinned. "One silver. That's a feast. I'm going to eat until I pass out."
He hurried to a bun cart, bought four large meat buns, and devoured them in the shade of a tree, not caring about dignity or manners. The juices ran down his chin. He moaned in pleasure.
His stomach finally quieted. He leaned back against the tree trunk, patting his full belly. "Alright. First mission accomplished: survive Day One."
But as he sat there, watching the cultivators fly overhead, the merchants haggle, the children play, a single thought crystallized in his mind.
"I'm in a xianxia world. I'm a mortal with no power. That's a death sentence unless I get strong, fast." He clenched his fist. "I need a system. Every protagonist in every novel I've read gets a system. Where's mine?"
[sys: Tenfold Return System has been bound.]
Tang Zhisheng froze. A translucent blue screen appeared in his peripheral vision. He blinked. He stared. A smile spread across his face.
"Yes! Yes! I knew it! I'm the protagonist!" He almost shouted, then caught himself. He looked around. No one seemed to notice the glowing screen only he could see. "Alright, system, let's see what you got."
The screen displayed his status.
Host: Tang Zhisheng
Cultivation: None (Mortal)
Physique: Peerless Beauty (Mortal Max)
System: Tenfold Return (Elf Form)
Function: Any item, favor, or action given to the host will be returned tenfold. Spending gains tenfold returns. Kindness gains tenfold returns. Host may also actively spend spirit stones or currency to receive tenfold returns in cultivation resources or power.
Current Balance: 1 silver coin (pending tenfold return? No, spending triggers return.)
Tang Zhisheng's eyes lit up. "Tenfold? I spent one silver on four buns. So I get… ten silver worth of something back? Or ten times the nourishment?"
[sys: The four buns have been valued. Host will receive ten times the nutritional essence over the next hour, improving physical fitness slightly.]
He already felt a warmth spreading through his limbs. His muscles tingled. His fatigue faded. "Oh, this is good. This is very good."
He looked at the silver coin he had earned from begging. "I earned one silver through begging. That was an act of kindness from that young master. Does that count?"
[sys: Acts of kindness toward host are recorded. Accumulated kindness value can be exchanged for cultivation boosts. Current kindness value: 1 silver equivalent. Tenfold return available on request.]
"Exchange it," Tang Zhisheng said eagerly.
A wave of energy surged through him. His meridians, previously nonexistent, suddenly opened with a sharp, painful pop. He gasped, clutching his chest. Spiritual energy flooded into his body, circulating through channels that hadn't existed a moment before. His skin flushed, his breathing quickened.
When it faded, he was at the first level of Qi Condensation.
"Holy. Crap." He looked at his hands. A faint, golden glow lingered around his fingers. He could feel the ambient qi in the air now, like a gentle breeze against his soul. He had cultivation. Real cultivation.
He laughed out loud, drawing strange looks from passersby. He didn't care. "I'm a cultivator! I'm a beggar who just became a cultivator in one day! This is insane!"
He pushed himself to his feet, his body lighter, his senses sharper. The world looked different—more vibrant, more detailed. He could hear conversations from three blocks away, smell the spices in a restaurant two streets over.
"Alright system," he said, cracking his neck. "Let's see how far this tenfold return can take me. I started as trash, but I'm not going to stay that way." He grinned, his eyes alight with mischief and ambition. "Time to turn this ultimate trash into an ultimate something else."
He strolled back into the city, a spring in his step, a plan forming in his mind. Begging had gotten him a silver and a cultivation start. But he needed more. Much more. And with a tenfold return system, every investment was a jackpot.
He was going to be the richest, most shameless, most ridiculously powerful beggar this world had ever seen.